Advertising

I’ve won two Obies (1 silver, 1 gold) so my Mom’s really proud. I believe in smart, strategic headlines, scripts and content that stand out. My fingers literally can’t type “game changer” and other clichés. Not only can Lochness write and hand the content over, I got a guy who can design like nobody’s business.

-Print Ads -Direct Mail
-Outdoor (OOH) -Radio Spots
-TV Ads -Taglines
-Eblasts -Not Fax Blasts

Websites, Digital Ads, Etc.

I don’t care if you need a 100+ page website or a great landing page or a killer digital ad, for commercial truck tires or a bank or highly classified personnel armor…I believe in engaging, user-friendly content. There’ll be no cutting-and-pasting your corporate brochure at Lochness. Boring is boring. And a waste of your money.

Content Marketing

Lochness can write, research, interview, brainstorm, post and create whatever Content Marketing needs you may have. We won’t force your message down your target audience’s throat. Let’s give them what they want, so they’ll come back again and again. Lochness has experience as a social media director for a $1.5 million client.

Brainstorming Sessions

The best ideas come from thinking until it hurts. This is a fact. So call Lochness, invite Lochness over to your workplace or Skype like crazy, or give Lochness 24 hours to show you what we’ve got. Let’s throw as many marketing ideas onto a wall as we can and see what sticks.

App Writing

You can’t fake writing apps. I’ll dig into your app to learn it front to back, and make your content as user-friendly and pithy as possible, while making sure your brand shines through. That’s how app writing should be done. (But usually isn’t.)

SEO Copywriting

SEO copywriting isn’t dead. Yes, the OLD SEO is dead (link buying, keyword stuffing, gaming the system), and organic search is king, but more than ever your website needs to answer a need from your prospects. Namely legitimate keywords and content. I’ll strategically (and lovingly) work in your keywords and brand story in your Meta and website content, so everything works harmoniously. And I can write PPC advertising and Google Remarketing ads so everything works together. Google is happy. Your visitors are happy. Your CFO is happy.

Video Writing

Why does every sales video sound the same? Because no one puts in the extra effort it takes to find that nugget to make your brand stand out. If you want a boring video, Google “video writer with a bad mustache.” But if you want a video that actually has life, Lochness is ready to work.

-Sales Videos -Internal Videos -YouTube Videos

Guerilla Marketing

Maybe your budget is tight, but your brand needs to get the word out. Well, how about chalk art? Or hiring actors to scale a wall? Or throwing an impromptu hot dog eating contest? Lochness can give you more guerilla marketing ideas in an hour that you’ve seen in a year.

Sales Stuff

Sales guys are cool, but they often get drowned in the rational. Lochness can add the emotional sell and actually make someone want to read/listen/watch your sales pitch.