If you’ve never been to the Scottish Games, your life expectancy is higher than those who have. These Scots are not mere mortals. They toss telephone poles, throw battle axes and make noises that cause grown men to run to their cars, drive home as fast as they can with tears streaming down their faces and change their underpants without telling a soul. Ah, the Scottish Games. The dream client for a freelance copywriter. Created at Wozwo.